if the enemy picks techies i abandon.
If you think about it from a time-usage point of view, you can queue for LP and win a game to get out in less time than the techies minesweeper-shitfest would take.
"That moment when u say we fcking lost guys "
Oh...
1) Teammates sit in fountain and do not leave.
2) Teammates feed lives and / or couriers.
3) Teammates do things that belong on Fails of the Week.
4) TEam only has 1 hard carry and he cannot last hit even when no enemies are nearby.
5) Enemy team has (last-pick) cancer hero and we don't have a hard counter.
6) Enemy team has at least 3 (counter)initiators and we have one (or none).
7) Enemy team has harder carries (or Alchemist) and our team either never ganks / pushes or stops after T1 towers are destroyed.
8) Enemy team has strong gankers while our rat heroes keep feeding.
9) Game is close but teammates still care more about kills and dive towers over taking rax.
10) Teammate says "me mid / jungle" with unconventional hero and fails.
11) Team only has 1 hard carry and he is trying to roam / gank at L4/5/6/7.
12) TEam only has 1 hard carry or initiator and I have to tell him what his skills do and what items to buy.
13) We have two junglers.
14) Team has 3 carries but insist on 2 carries in one lane (instead of 2-1-2 with one carry in each lane).
I'm really a prick but I feel GG when I get shut down or killed alot. It's bad because the other four in my team may or may not do well - but it's GG if I personally can't feel big, fat and mighty.
As a SEA player, hearing and seeing pinoy speech and usernames. GG.
As a pinoy, hearing and seeing bisaya speech and usernames. GG.
When the OP copies comments from a Reddit thread and turns it into a dotabuff forum post = GG
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4aa5mj/so_glad_you_cant_concede_in_dota/
I never said "gg" my entire life.
I should fight even until I lose.
However I know it's over when :
-3 agi carries picked.
-Captain pick for themselves...the pick are really bad themselves and don't talk to other 4.
- when I offlaned and safelane supports dont buy wards for their lane or river...no wards are bought.
-3 supps in team and I am yhe one buying wards.
-PA first pick
-when you see $+up1D N4m35 while loading.
-lose track records teammates.
-prof pic of themselves with black glasses....not look cool at all.
-every death flaming "noobs" to each other
-4 core roles picked
-when the Zeus doesnt skill E at all (actually we won I guess, but he feeds) and went mid.
-1st pick bloodseeker (this time enemy team).
-when PA and AM picked already in first 3 picks
-that Earthshaker takes the whole creepwave farm by fissure
Someone named 123 is in my team. gg
My mid is Tinker. gg
My mid is Tinker named 123. gg
My mid named 123 gets 24 min BoT on Tinker. gg
1.NP in team
2.dota crashes u get abbadon bec u need to download an update (my last qop game) when you carryed ut team throw the game and then loose 25 mmr (that game I actually made the game winning kill on rapier ember, having with only brow boots)
3rd last pick afk radom (my last qop game 1 randomed tb against that ember and rushed radiance)
4th:seeing a 6k smurf picking meep and habing 0 chances to change the end
Check out my last spectre game. 5k mmr average, we have 0 ranged support, an earth spirit support in my lane who flames from min 0 and leaves me alone vs LONE DRUID in lane.
G FUCKING G
When people in your house suddenly downloads files while youre playing on a low speed connection. GG.
I want mid I don't get mid I want carry then and also don't get carry then I want enigma and some enemy picks it = GG
Enemy picks sniper and 4 strength heroes.
@fake goethe
Imitating my originality of name and profile pic = GG
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I'll start :]]
Enemy team got both bounty runes. GG
Teammate picks techies. GG
Team wipe when doin rosh. GG
Got too much to drink. GG