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    I see myself as a good player (high mmr) I useually have over 50 last hits at 10 min. I see people in progames with only lie 5 last hits at 10 min there was a game today in the TI7 with a witch doctor that had 5 last hits and half the players with less than 20. there was this other cyrstal maiden that only could afford boots. I dont understand how they can not find better players for one of the biggest dota tornaments i see people in the chat understand and call out proplayers for mistakes but i dont think valve understand how they are not that good and should have some kind of last hit test for proffisonal players. Atleast 40 at 10 min or they cant not come. I even saw a game with a ursa that didnt do much rochan(it can be done at level 1 with a good player, I have done it easy) So the test for ursa mains should be kill rochan at level 1 and do 40 last hits at 10 min. I can do more examples take witch doctor for example place a hero in creeps maybe 5 close and the player should be able to hit the stun on the player and not creep 9/10 times maybe even while moving and buying gear at the same time to test duppel cordinative mind and ofcorse the 40 last hit at 10 minutes test. I we give more examples it can be on luna hero with ultimate attack it can be a questinon like how many times can a beam hit and how many heros can get die and the 40 last hits at 10 minute test. if we see here we can see that it would sort out the less skilled proplayers. i give more examples, mokney king jump to trees test, bane ultimate attack test how damage and ho range is do a servy with quests for the folks in the proseen. I can give more examples for examples batrider can the player lasso hero and blink with dagger? can a invoker hit sunstrike? can a keeper of the light give mana? there are so many test that can be done i give more examples for expample a drow can kill heros and get rampage with shadowblade but i never see this in pro games. I never see the biggest pundge players do big hooks. we need to set a stop for this less skilled pro players. sorry for at lot of text and i dont know english like my mothers languages but i know from the stream chat that im not alone and simple tests can be made like 40 last hits at 10 minutes and other tests like for example on axe can the player use ultimate attack correctly and maybe ask axe main players questions like for example how much mana does keeper give and can you kill a hero wit that mana. please upvote for viscibility and to get worlds around a easy test can be done and its not hard like for example anti nage how many times can he blink in full mana or how many times does you need to hit a hero to kill it at a level its not hard to do questions for example drak seer how long can you run with acid surge and how long can you take before you can kill a crep with a radicane. we take for example fantom assassin what does your range is at level 3 upgraded skill for range for the attack

    me, government hooker

      doubt it

      faw

        who cares about FOOTBALL (SOCCER) though? FOOTBALL is the real sport.

        faw

          HERE U GO!

          faw

            PepePls

            me, government hooker

              who cares about FOOTBALL

              ur whole country
              and the whole fucking continent
              and btw the sport u linked is called handegg not football

              faw

                but N F L = National Football League ???

                what u are talking about is soccer, and soccer is boring to watch, even more boring than football actually

                me, government hooker

                  yeah whatever u say man

                  faw

                    dunno whats appealing about watching 20 or something grown men run after a ball for 90 minutes when there are maybe 10 mins of action in total

                    TripleSteal-

                      all of those are extremely boring to watch, i always struggled to understand how can it be any fun, particularly given that instead you can go and actually play urself
                      its like choosing porn over sex

                      faw

                        yeah pretty much, i dont enjoy watchign any sport but even then i'd rather watch something where all plays consist of action only

                        its like watching a marathon runner for 3 hours, hows that interesting

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                          I hate Valve so much actualy. They bring this new spectator UI shit just because it looks "good" while in reality it's garbage, makes my PC lag, it disfunctions. Not to mention they broke other things as well. I can't rewind the game. I can't go back to the draft and look at the pick orders again (even if I managed to rewind the game) because of the new retarded UI. It sucks.

                          arin

                            it's a beta

                            Sia

                              lol i remember i watched soccer with my dad and it was ok but after 15 or smth i did not have fun watching any sports other than MAYBE volleyball. Btw it's actually so retarded to call a sport football when u dont use ur foot and the "ball" isnt really a ball. The whole naming of this sport is based on irony. murica kys

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                                adsa21313132

                                  But you do kick the ball in football

                                  meteor hammer

                                    the same way you hand-throw the ball in futbol...

                                    adsa21313132

                                      Soccer you mean?

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                                        S U C Cer u mean?

                                        arin

                                          wtf am i supposed to pick against razor mid

                                          adsa21313132

                                            I know there is a high variety to choose from, but you should consider the height from the ceiling to the chair you will be using to find the best length of rope to hang yourself reliably

                                            meteor hammer

                                              a long drop will break the neck and grant you a near-instantaneous death, or at least unconsciousness or paralysis. If you like you can go for a short drop and slowly asphyxiate over a handful of agonizing minutes

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                                                was it ui bug or did midone not get any talents till lv20

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                                                  He didn't actually. I know the level 10 talent is REALLY bad, but forgoing level 15 and 20 talents as well seems weird, especially since he seems so focused on getting more points into the spells, 35% exp gain would be really good.

                                                  arin

                                                    double down = instant signal to your teammates to go ruin regardless if you announce it or not

                                                    Magnolia

                                                      I dont understand why would you annouce double down , u gain nothing except making the game even harder for urself

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                                                        For me double down was like a life saviour coz i saves me 1game although i couldnt maintain 95%winrate anymore feelsbadman

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                                                          literally every single double down turns the game into a shitfest, somehow everybody knows i duoubled down and tries their best to lose the game

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                                                            Against razor you pick anti mage

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                                                              OD and qop could also work out

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                                                                The real reason why C9 is going to the lower bracket is because Secret is likely going to be there and what kind of anime would this be if EE didn't get to deliver the finishing blow to Puppey himself. He kicked 1437 and SVG so that EG and TNC would have a better chance to knock Secret into a BO1 Elimination. Then picks up FATA- to choke at TI, and throws some games and drafts himself just to ENSURE he makes the lower bracket but wins enough games to just barely stay above Hell raisers so that he can stay in the tournament. Ultimately it was all leading up to the moment where Secret and C9 meet in a BO1 in the Lower Bracket and Jacky Mao can get his revenge.

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                                                                  Man, ever since I quit HS I feel like I just don't have anything to do and I'm constantly bored. I'm not gonna start that shit game again though, I already made that mistake once.

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                                                                    ywn doto lmao ur games r funny man XD

                                                                    Sia

                                                                      lmFao

                                                                      faw

                                                                        sam mby u start finding real hobbies

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                                                                          Hypocrit

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                                                                            hows visage still a thing? XD most braindead hero I've seen ~360 dmg on birds withouit any auras SeemsLegit, hero dies he still does a lot with those stupid op birds exexexce why bother balancing a stupid dumb ass game anyway Ice2kTrash exexex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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                                                                              someone marked mid and safe instantly = result lmao

                                                                              arin


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                                                                                  real life hobbies haHAA

                                                                                  Bungmangler

                                                                                    ^^ lol white privledge. Also that clip for YWN of the raging BH was amazing!

                                                                                    Sia

                                                                                      roflmao. I also had funny moments like that in dota but they werent many. Lmao there was that one game i laughed so hard i was about to cry. This venge guy was supping my lane against techies and another guy. He was talking on mic and xdddd. everytime i remember it i rofl for real )))))))))

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                                                                                        ywn

                                                                                          why u just dont use raptur on uhhhhh... I DUNNO. why u just dont use raptur on fakin V... ON FUCKING SHAYYKER WAHAT HTE FUCKIN PROBLEM

                                                                                          ywn

                                                                                            Excuse me? my mmr is 7.1k and why the fuck u dont use raptur on fakin V... ON FU CKING SHAYKER WHAT THE FUCKING PROBLEM

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                                                                                              arin

                                                                                                mental note: never bet points with high mmr people in int ranked

                                                                                                Shou

                                                                                                  Aimstrong I need new laser eyes

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                                                                                                    axaxa u got distroid by kidaro

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                                                                                                      okay