I know what you mean. Pizza is love, pizza is life.
[Color=pink]DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)[/color]
[Color=pink]DirtyKate: Who are you?[/color]
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
[Color=pink]DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..[/color]
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
[Color=pink]DirtyKate: Haha! OK[/color]
[Color=pink]DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.[/color]
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
[Color=pink]DirtyKate: I want everything, baby![/color]
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
[Color=pink]DirtyKate: Umm...Yes[/color]
[Color=pink]DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...[/color]
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
[Color=pink]DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up![/color]
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
[Color=pink]DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.[/color]
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
[Color=pink]DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby[/color]
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
[Color=pink]DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.[/color]
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
[Color=pink]DirtyKate: What the fuck?[/color]
[Color=pink]DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit[/color]
[Color=pink]DirtyKate: Fuck[/color]
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Well im just excited fu all :)