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General DiscussionHow a noob play dota !

How a noob play dota ! in General Discussion
B2

    Ok, I love dota so much, that I played it for a long time. 7 years

    I always play alone, so I lose games. Since valve forces 50% win rate AND I am a noob !

    In the light of heaven, I now found a way to make even the trolls angry !

    http://dotabuff.com/players/135048997

    1st thing 1st, pick heroes that don't die in the first 10 min, and you gank ! so you will see their mid solo die twice a day, bottled chicken die on it's way.

    2nd thing, now read off your team, if you see a PA died 10 times in 10 min, if you see a furion buiding dagon for their first item, if you hear they screaming for help, LEAVE THEM ALONE ! you help them you die, they will blame you, you don't help them you don't die, and they still blame you ! I laugh out loud !!!

    3rd thing, when you face the danger of fountain slaughters PUDGE, JUGG, VOID, SNIPER, stay away from your fountain ! it's not safe heaven, THE HARDEST PART is stay alive and not been AFK !

    pizdec

      40% trash 7 years kk

      Vaikiss`742.

        k

        B2

          Haha, must be the angry wisp from this game
          http://dotabuff.com/matches/227607954

          Spinach Rag

            WHAT YOU SAY?!!!

            sano

              very high matchmaking I guess

              B2

                high mmr, not many very high games.
                http://dotabuff.com/players/89985630
                this is the old account, so 51% player not 40% player LOL

                The highest rank gamer ever got was once with iceiceice :P