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General DiscussionGames where you know within 5 minutes you already lost

Games where you know within 5 minutes you already lost in General Discussion
Papa Het

    To keep it going just name one particular example per posting.

    - After the heropicks, a dude on your team starts screaming randomly into his mic (had that one A LOT recently...)

    Goldenrice

      that game is called league of legends

      Woof Woof
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        Weeb

          i am pretty sure u did, but u didnt know it, TRUST ME !!

          gromoChichoBranche

            I'am sure that i will loose a match, when my lanemate starts autoattacking creeps to infinity.

            Weeb
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              CreepyBarman

                You never know before if a game is doomed.

                I have a bad feeling when people on my team take sf or pudge for mid,even if they are dendi they most propably go 0-10 in the specific game.

                jimmydorry

                  Huh? Pudge and SF are pretty good mid players. My problem is when I have both on my team, and they decide to dual lane mid. Usually is accompanied by a lot of mic spam.

                  6_din_49

                    Actually is quite funny when you get 5 random heroes (all intels or all strength preferably) and you win the game in like 20 min against "pro" picks.

                    gromoChichoBranche

                      @mapz0r no, i mean the guy laning with me (mostly russian).

                      Gerry

                        Kotl spaming illuminate and last hitting creeps for the first 10 minutes...

                        Me "I thought you were playing support, mind not pushing creeps and last hitting"....
                        Him "I am, but Kotl is a pusher, can't help it that I'm pushing, sry"

                        IlIlIlIl

                          Russians trying to spread the myth of good russian players...

                          WaffleStompr

                            I enjoyed the game of single draft I played yesterday where at the waiting for loaders screen one of my teammates says 'me mid'.

                            Uhhh, no. You don't get to call mid before you even see your choice of heroes. He then picked alch, went safe lane, we had a jungling axe so alch decided to ping the other person going safelane then ping spam suicide lane tower and type 'nooooooooob'.

                            He died twice in 3 minutes.

                            VodovozGS

                              "whos this" 2 days ago wrote: "more than 2 players using cyrlic on team chat while i q on english only
                              pretty sure i didnt win a single game with 4 russian on my team once"

                              Please look at the game: http://dotabuff.com/matches/155061629
                              4 russians and 1 eng sniper.

                              When the sniper know that we are all russians, he did not lose hope and talk to us. We also tried communicate with him. And the game was not bad.
                              although I do not dispute: often I can not find a common language with russians (although Russian is my native language) :)
                              p.s. sorry, I used google translate :)

                              Rosebullet

                                When a weaver and sniper goes to mid. Argues abt who shd solo mid while the enemy bane farms away to level 6 and kills them both.

                                Papa Het

                                  We can do the opposite: Games where you just know you're gonna win. Just had a Riki, Sniper and Bounty in the enemy team, one of the easiest wins ever :D

                                  6_din_49

                                    Check this out: http://dotabuff.com/matches/159398659

                                    -> Ezalor mid
                                    -> CK + Slardar on same lane, enigma jungle
                                    -> 2 counters for riki (bh and slardar)

                                    Decent picks, failed all lanes.

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                                    (°⌂°)!!?

                                      When my people starts whining "omg noob teammate we lose"

                                      I want to ask them, "how do you expect to win when you already give up?"
                                      silly kidz.

                                      Weeb

                                        try encouraging them, and convince them that u might be able to win politely..
                                        no need to tell them along with the enemy team "THIS TIDE CANT USE RAVAGE, AFRAID HE MIGHT HURT OR KILL SOMEONE", u can just tell him, "stay back, and wait for them to engage on our tank" if he isnt the tank of the team :D

                                        Ples Mercy

                                          http://dotabuff.com/matches/152862882

                                          when u realize that they dunno howto farm and someone shouts 'lets push 5 men' after 3minutes.

                                          gromoChichoBranche

                                            How the heck did u loose that game? I mean, really farmed bs, PA and sniper against anti mage and queen of pain? I don't get it at all.

                                            Papa Het

                                              2 games in a row where some asshole just disconnected after 5 minutes... sigh